A four bet means Aces and Kings, not to mention a six bet. Learn to fold donkeys.
Here is my analysis of a hand on Goodnight moon. AJ vs KJ on a JJK board. Small 4-bet raises then the money all goes in. People not as smart as I am say this is a cooler.
Toph's 1.1 million raise says decent hand not sure where he stands. Anton's re-raise to 2 million made alarms go off in my head. Obviously you can not fold AJ there yet but my hair has dander. Toph responds correctly as I would (even though I have never been that deep in the WSOP) and re-raises. Anton see's this raise a extreme strength and pushes in. Obviously Toph is beaten here and should fold his cards face up.
Obviously this is a huge, huge fold, but now I will contradict myself and say he should never have raised in the first place which totally contradicts my prior statement that this is the right move and I would have done exactly that but ignore that please.
It took me years to figure out that I am awesome and would laydown my hand in that spot no matter what the mathematical probability says. I knew instantly AJ was behind in this spot and if Toph was half the player I was he would have folded.
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Poker Media Still Sitting Quietly While Full Tilt Embarrasses Us All
What a bunch of masochists we all are (well not me, but I say we as a literary device, you're really the stupid masochistic bitches). Why does the poker media not question why Phil Ivy the best poker player ever owes Full Tilt 4 million bucks? Obviously they stole our money and used it as their own.
Phil Ivy wins millions regularly so why does he need a loan from Full Tilt? He obviously does not. Full Tilt just used our money for bad loans.
Do you think Humberto Brenes ever owed pokerstars millions of dollars? What about Daniel Negreanu? How about UB, those scoundrels...d'ya think Phil Hellmuth owes UB $7 million or something? You think they lent Annie Duke a couple hundy large to complete an addition on to her house? Me thinks not.
Why am I the only genius to question this loan? I don't loan professional gamblers money to throw away on Roshambo, 18 foot puts, or prop bets.
Or Do I? (Dah Dah Dah Dramatic Music)
I, the Hero of the people, sat on this story for weeks awaiting the poker media to pick it up but I can not sit back any longer! The poker media are a bunch of silly school children. I, the only adult, will tell you how it is.
Did anyone see this story in the poker media where Howard offered to pay Brunson what Brunson had locked up on Full Tilt at the time of the U.S. online poker ban? I read this in the poker media but nobody in the poker media has written about this story!
I figured this would be covered in the poker media where I read it but instead the poker media is blowing Full Tilt pro's and not writing about it.
I hope Lederer get's carjacked. What the hell is he doing running around with 150k in his trunk. Poker pro's are getting paid out by Full Tilt with our money but we are getting nothing.
You would think someone like Pokerati would report this on July 19th, or Bill Rini on July 26th, or some poker media person but nobody at all has even mentioned this. I mean what are they afraid of getting sued for slander! It was in a tweet on the internet! Of Course it is true!
Can you imagine if a site like 2+2 had anything on this story on July 19th 2011? It would be fucking amazing if any entity did the heavy duty, hard nosed, reporting that I bring you.
Seriously guys, it's getting pretty close to where we deserve what we get here. (again not me, but I say we as a literary device, you're really the stupid fucks getting what they deserve).
Phil Ivy wins millions regularly so why does he need a loan from Full Tilt? He obviously does not. Full Tilt just used our money for bad loans.
Do you think Humberto Brenes ever owed pokerstars millions of dollars? What about Daniel Negreanu? How about UB, those scoundrels...d'ya think Phil Hellmuth owes UB $7 million or something? You think they lent Annie Duke a couple hundy large to complete an addition on to her house? Me thinks not.
Why am I the only genius to question this loan? I don't loan professional gamblers money to throw away on Roshambo, 18 foot puts, or prop bets.
Or Do I? (Dah Dah Dah Dramatic Music)
I, the Hero of the people, sat on this story for weeks awaiting the poker media to pick it up but I can not sit back any longer! The poker media are a bunch of silly school children. I, the only adult, will tell you how it is.
Did anyone see this story in the poker media where Howard offered to pay Brunson what Brunson had locked up on Full Tilt at the time of the U.S. online poker ban? I read this in the poker media but nobody in the poker media has written about this story!
"Look who I just ran into.. I told him the wsop killed me and I was cash short...... http://lockerz.com/s/121600156"
ToddBrunson
"He asked how much I had on tilt and I told him 150k.. He said come with me. We went to his car and he opened his trunk and paid me!!!!!!"
I figured this would be covered in the poker media where I read it but instead the poker media is blowing Full Tilt pro's and not writing about it.
I hope Lederer get's carjacked. What the hell is he doing running around with 150k in his trunk. Poker pro's are getting paid out by Full Tilt with our money but we are getting nothing.
You would think someone like Pokerati would report this on July 19th, or Bill Rini on July 26th, or some poker media person but nobody at all has even mentioned this. I mean what are they afraid of getting sued for slander! It was in a tweet on the internet! Of Course it is true!
Can you imagine if a site like 2+2 had anything on this story on July 19th 2011? It would be fucking amazing if any entity did the heavy duty, hard nosed, reporting that I bring you.
Seriously guys, it's getting pretty close to where we deserve what we get here. (again not me, but I say we as a literary device, you're really the stupid fucks getting what they deserve).
Thursday, August 11, 2011
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
The Downgrade, and the Fed
This bullshit is getting to boring for me! WHAT THE FUCK HOYAZO! Have you become the goddamn New York Times. Go fuck yourself. The fucking stock market sucks. We get it. Shut the fuck up and use too many words for something halfway interesting for a change you goddamn retard.
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