The Main Event

Main event is great internet lurking event. March Madness is better TV event.

First one I followed was Raymer's run. Namedrop the blogfather. I am connected. Lurked the internet to see Helmouth Explode, Moon bluff, Ivy play. I care about the game which is why I play on Ultimate Bet.

Robert Varkonyi and I are buddies. He is still in it. Doyle Brunson sucks. Todd is doing good. E-Dog Erick Lindgren doing good. See how hip I am. Watching Carlos Mortensen, Patrik Antonius, Darvin Moon. Thomas Fuller and Terrance Chan my blog friends are doing very well also. I am connected. Fanboy says Yay Moon!

Shaun Deeb 300k, Peter Feldman doing well. Us on the inside know him as Nordberg from the old days in the hood. Miami John, Andrew Brokos, Tom McEvoy. Eli Elezra. See how much I know about poker?

The main event is good.

Now That is a Horribad Call

Josh Ariah Sucks. He should not even be called a pro. Calling off a huge raise like that is a fish move. He was tilted from losing the other day. I would never do anything like that because I am smart.

It seems like the WSOP will have 5000 people.

Is it me?

Full Tilt Red Pros suck. Ivey who did not even show up does not have a bracelet this year. Juanda only has one bracelet. What a poser. The pro's are too busy kissing their asses goodbye. If you liked this post you will love my one on how Bums on the street are genetically inferior to normal people because they get sick all the time.

Synopsis of Hoyazo

Redux! The Synopsis of Hoy shall save your eyeballs from bleeding. Stay tuned for future updates.

A new author added

Synopsis of Hoy will go in a whole new direction.

Waffles has been added as author!

A piece of my soul may have just died.

The Buddy and the BBT

What Waffle's said but let's call it the Buddy instead of the Dank!

But without Hoy tonight.

Hoy Wins Mookie

PushMonkey and MaggieO did the heavy lifting eliminating many nemesi with retarded beats. Meanwhile aggresive Hoyazo play had secured many chips early and a healthy enough stack to capture many more chips as the well named pushmonkey and fellow member of sucko genepool MaggieO spewed chips late leading to the greatest title in poker finally being bestowed after 7 years of futility.

The Sun now shines brighter, the birds sing louder and amazingly enough the ego has grown.