Thursday, January 31, 2008

Surf owns Mookie

Surf won his 6th Mookie and denied Mookie his 1st win HU.

yada yada yada, analysis of who wins each blonkament.

It takes aggression or ability to exploit aggros to win MATH.

It takes playing tight to win skills.

Winning Mookie is all luck it is only possible explanation for why Hoy has not won.

Winning Riverchasers takes the extreme skill to exploit drunken donkeys playing from bars.

Definition of "sucking out" is expanded to include situations where button raising with 89s and Hoy hits middle pair against opponent (ex Bayne) hits top pair. It matters not that 89 was behind whole hand, it is suckout when aggro raises weak and hits weakly enough to get in trouble.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

PLH Skillz, and Buddydank Radio

Congrats to Buddy Dank for winning skillz PLH!

Asshat Frat Crew will again be on MD IT Radio tonight broadcasting from the Mookie.

Let's get more than 50 listeners:
First off! BuddyDank Radio is here!

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

MATH Recap, and Monsters on the Flop

MATH 39 runners, fuel wins.

Look for big turnout on bodog and in skill series tonight.

When you are pre-flop aggressor, oop caller rarely bets out when he flops a monster unless he is donkey or tricky.


Monday, January 28, 2008

Sunday Bloody Sunday

Flopped overboat and ran into flopped quads, RNG has sick sense of humor on Sundays.

Haters would disgaree but calling an all in with 2:1 chip lead HU with 66 is bad poker when playing a 1 seat tourney.

MATH tonight.


Friday, January 25, 2008

On Poker Blogging

Congrats to Surflexus for taking down Riverchasers Razz and to Gary Cox for following up is Skill Game Razz win with a 2nd.

Congrats to LJ for her 2nd in PokerStars $25k netting a little more than $4 large. Enjoy it and make sure to stop by LJ's blog and tell her how much you love her!

Luck is a badge of honor, you should own it!

Aggro and Loose are styles not insults.

This blog is used to analyze in odds based unbiased fashion amd present honest OPINIONS on play, every effort will be made in coming year to lessen hurt of other party in hand.


Thursday, January 24, 2008

Live on Wednesday Night

Cpngrats to OMGitsPokerfool for 2nd in MATH and taking down 1st 2 pushfests and a controversial tie in 3rd.

Congrats to Byron on win.

That being said:

HoySynopsis will be shut down until someone attempts an explanation to justify why table speed is a factor in a last shorter bet and having multiple people bust out 1st hand is not a tie and table speed in a last longer bet (with required pushing) is not allowed to factor in while table changes (and positioning) decide these quite frequently.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Blogger Tournament Nirvana

Cutting edge developments in O8 starting hand selection and post flop play were on display in Skillz game last night. Congratulations to LJ and to Rake Feeder for chopping.

Recovered from early setup hand when evil assistant flopped overboat against trips and 2 additional big bets were lost when turn brought smaller boat. To quote Drizz "Omaha 303: How to fold a boat". Eventually one of the new starting hands wore me down and IGH middle of pack.

We are at height of blogger tournament. Every Night of week there is a game, numbers are outstanding even without BBT in progress, even on Bodog.

Tonight is Mookie, watch for more futility.

Eyes have tells.


Tuesday, January 22, 2008

MATH Recap, and Losing with Effing Aces

I know how to play the hammer, you donkeys don't! Fawk you when you suck out on me after being pwned.

AA losing to KK sucks.

Congratulations to Surf for winning MATH.

Weekend pimps:
Congrats to LJ for taking down a $200 live tourney for 12 large.
Visit CK to learn O8 nuances before tonight's skill series O8.
Visit Wes to learn if the NHL really still exists.

Will play on PokerStars more until FullTilt provides a little personal something for previous free shilling.


Monday, January 21, 2008

Holiday Monday Post

Stock market is closed and the bond market is closed, day off w00t.

Miami Don big winner from Sunday, wins Blogger HORSE, 4 way chops Big Game with Vinnay, Cracknaces and the luckbox.

BDR had excellent poker discussion.

MATH tonight password hammer.


Friday, January 18, 2008

I Think

a lot.


Thursday, January 17, 2008

Decent Mookie Run, Avatar Races are Back, and Jec is Out

Mookie and Hoy at same Mookie final table, curse continued Numbbono won.

Tonight on Full Tilt at 6 ET Limit Avatar Race is HORSE.

FCD eliminated BBTwo champion jeciimd in Aussie Millions (fawking Aussies are optimistic and believe they will get there even with 35s).

See you tonight at the Riverchasers at 9pm ET, and at the token frenzy at 9:45!

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Blogger Razz, and More on the FTOPS

Congrats to Gary Cox for winning razz "skill".

Many sick rundowns were seen in blogger razz.

Today is Mookday, fire up Buddydank Radio and listen to IT and MiamiDon regale with tales of Mook and Hoy futility.

Everyone get into this coming Sunday night's Big Game.

jeciimd should resume the action for Day 2 of the Aussie Millions today, last year money bubble broke at end of day 2, play your game jec.

FTOPS is ahead w00t.


Tuesday, January 15, 2008


FTOPS #10 here I come.
Key hand 97s raised from button cracked AA in BB when he smooth called, 996 flop was sweet.

Key point in satellite strategy is steal when short, jam when you think you are ahead as shorty or medium stack but protect your chips in marginal situations when solidly in qualifying position.

Here are this week's cashers in Mondays at the Hoy:
1. $297.60 twoblackaces
2. $171.12 surflexus
3. $119.04 VinNay
4. $89.28 bartonf
5. $66.96 hoyazo w00t

Monday, January 14, 2008


6-max MATH tournament at 10pm ET:
password: hammer

FTOPS VI is coming Feb 6.

3 seats down, love the $40-$75 buy-in sats

As special aside owned this PLO donkey HU for FTOPS 2 seat.


Friday, January 11, 2008

5th Riverchasers Win

Donkette won $20 from waffles for win.

Sucked out on waffles.

Hit my draws.

Became massive chipleader on 3 way all in pre with 7% expected equity.

Won biggest O8 cash of career.


Thursday, January 10, 2008

But I in all humilty already suspected this!

cash advance

Fast Payday Loans

unlike the orignal:

cash advance

Online Payday Loans

Mookie Thoughts

Congrats to cmitch for winning the tournament I will never win.

RaisingCayne took some chips when I raised a straight using 1 card from hand, best case scenario for a caller is chop or he has me beat with a paired board.

Busted when reputation for playing hammer was punished by a 22 calling for 30 BBs. He was 70/30 favorite but normal best case being 50/50 or 82/18 this is just horrible poker.

Riverchasers tonight.


Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Lawyers and Poker

Trip's post comments summarized
1. 9 poker blogger lawyers. IT next biggest profession.
2. Stress relief required.
3. More disposable income for our reloading pleasure.

The Real Truth as Proclaimed by Hoy.
1. Lawyering requires logic
2. Risk analysis allows me to make speculative calls when impled odds allow.
3. Aggression is important (ex. Jordan, LJ and Hoy may be 3 biggest aggros at any table)
4. Bluffing - Lawyers don't really lie it is more a matter of hiding the truth when it suits the greater goal.
5. Reading People is required in contract negotiation and litigation. It is why lawyers never get their money in bad live.


Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Playing +EV Tournaments, and Skill Series PLO Blonkament Tonight

MATH saw 25 runners. 2 bad calls led to an early exit (1st was FCD on FCD violence, why would Hoy chase a low flush other than to pad flush under flush stats?).

Chad says: "I've just always viewed the $1K as -EV."

"I am just being the pompous ass that I am to think I can even run with these guys"

Blogger Skill Series tonight at 9pm ET on full tilt.
password: skillz


Monday, January 7, 2008

New Year, MATH pimp

Brand New MATH Moneyboard, the shame of Columbo (stunning), cmitch and Bayne finishing ahead for top 3 is past and we start fresh in 2008. FullTilt may offer prizes this year.

jeciimd is off to Australia today, good luck, dress comfortably, play your game. You better blog fawker!

Went out of $750k jamming 2nd pair, 3rd kicker after 5 saw flop with 3 left to act. Needed the Mighty JackAce.

Did sat into $1k, wish me luck, play the MATH.


Friday, January 4, 2008

2008 Poker Goals

1. Win the Mookie!!!
2. Win 14 other blogger events.
3. Bigger scores in MTTs like 2006 had
4. Play larger buyin tournies (live and online)
5. Win the phucking Mookie!!!
6. Attend WPBT
7. Learn to count properly then capture hand histories accurately.
8. Minimize Tilt.
9. Tell more stories like the great writes in blogosphere. (this blog or this blog or even this blog )
10. Win the phucking Mookie!!!


Thursday, January 3, 2008

Mookie Curse '08, Dookie Victory and 2007 Blogiverse Highlights

Today's synopsis brought to you by the mind of Waffles.
My apologies in advance.

New Year. Same Mookie bullshit. I played bad. I got all in vs JackAce. I am brilliant. I lost.
Setup hands they are against me. They exist. Beware.
See what did I say. Mookie. Setup. Suckout. Will it ever end?
Evil Wonka won his 44th Mookie title while I wonder about what should have been. Key to Mookie is to be Hoy-Hater, begin self-loathing in preparation for next week.

I won the dookie. I told you I am smart. Holdem is a low skill game. My skill shines in Stud. I chopped with Chad because we are both ballahs.
Why is full tilt picking on me. So frustrated. I can not win the mookie but I win every dookie.
Look back on 2007.
1. I really started the BBT2. Al just helped by getting drunk. (Al was really also credited with securing fabulous prizes) .Thank me later.
2. Donkament is therapy. Kat wanted to quit after week two. I convinced her to continue.
3. Buddy Dank Radio. Cool and innovative. Why did I not think of it? I must have.
4. I would have man sex with Don
5. Astin is lucky. That is the only reason he ever beat me. Card rack.
6. Did I tell you a hundred times I cashed in the WSOP? I will before 2008 is over. I cashed in the WSOP!
7. The MTT Ballahs like me and me and me finally convinced Full Tilt to have re buy tourneys. I own these too.
8. A lot more people to read me
9. Went to Vegas to see my friends
10. I cashed big often
I will enlighten you with my 2008 goals. See you at riverchasers.


Wednesday, January 2, 2008

2007: My Poker Year in Review

Became a mixed game player, won the weekly Big buy in HORSE on Tilt, moved on with ownership never to play again.

Poker not about the money (other than to keep score), trend for year was win something once and never play it again.

I will play Mookie until I die.

For me poker is about WSOP. Now that I have cashed I want a win!


Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Final MATH Recap of 2007

Happy New Year everbody!!!

I spotted everyone an hour of blinds or antes and still dominated final MATH.

And here is the updated MATH moneyboard for 2007, including the results of this week's tournament:
1. Columbo $1823
2. cmitch $1703
3. Bayne_s $1400