Hoy Wins Mookie

PushMonkey and MaggieO did the heavy lifting eliminating many nemesi with retarded beats. Meanwhile aggresive Hoyazo play had secured many chips early and a healthy enough stack to capture many more chips as the well named pushmonkey and fellow member of sucko genepool MaggieO spewed chips late leading to the greatest title in poker finally being bestowed after 7 years of futility.

The Sun now shines brighter, the birds sing louder and amazingly enough the ego has grown.

Farewell (to ethics)

After a year long run, I think the time has come to retire the Synopsis of Hoy.

I have stated my opinion tha Hoy should identify "outright cheaters, colluders, chip dumpers" if you have solid case. Hoy has respectfully disagreed. We have not discussed in detail and I am willing to accept that Hoy the poker player/blogger may have a reasonable basis but that Hoy the lawyer does not want to libel or slander.

The one person that has been "identified" as a chip dumper is waffles. He had quite a passionate rant about:

"Next thing I know Hoyazo is accusing me of dumping chips to Mookie. All I can assume is that a multi accounter that cheats and plays on a cheater site must think everyone is as corrupt as he is. Fucking retarded bastard. I am really insulted that he thinks I would cheat for Mookie. I am more than willing to admit it was a bad call but I had no thoughts of helping Mookie in either hand. I had a lot of fun laughing at Hoyazo stacking off with top pair but I did not make the float call for Mookie either.

I guess I can understand a morally corrupt person thinking everyone else is as rotten as he is but I hate that fucking shit. Perhaps I am being hard on Hoyazo. I have defended him in the past for some of his somewhat shady moves. I really thought he was a good guy and gave him the benefit of the doubt. I guess you guys were probably right though. Just another long line of scumbags who assumes everyone is like them."

We all know that waffles plays stupidly which leads to busting. Moronic waffles play lead to backers for the wind up the monkey entertainment value.

This week Waffles accepted backing from Donkette to play in the Mookie.

I have been annoyed for the 2 days since learning this with intermittent periods of pissed.

I understand many -EV plays led to Donkette "needing" to "borrow" and staking a break even player is just another example but for her I would suggest going to oprah.com and downloading Suze Orman's new book for free.

The question I have is waffle's at same level of ethics as donkette for taking money from her when she owes other people money?

Another MTT Score

100th Synopsis.

Lacking reasonable shame or remorse Hoy lucksacked his wayto a 3rd in UltimateBet tourney.

Clearly the shameless pimping of UB has caught the superusers attention and they are tweaking RNG in Hoy's favor.

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Betting on the Bodonkey

Bet Field at 4:1 (which includes Hoy)
Bet Don at 8:1
or bet Chad at a ridonkulous 10:1 (Seriously how is he longshot)

Feels like an Asshat kind of evening.

Auto Industry

Big 3 are poorly run companies no amount of money can save as structured.

US can still not let them go under but drive them to make structural changes to look more like Toyota and Honda and DEMAND a more fuel efficient fleet in exchange for money.

Assistant's note: Filled up Prius on way to work this morning, drove 458 miles since last fill up and needed 8.8 gallons.

FTOPS Main Event

Getting two outed at river sucks.

Woe is me

Credit Where Credit is due

Massive ego now believes the Hoyazo bat is more important than the Phillies bat in determining Phillies playoff destiny.

And make no mistake, Hammer Wife knows that the Phillies need 20 seconds of her time for game 5 on Wednesday.

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