Thursday, July 28, 2011

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A quarter is 3 months. ***

*** Apparently Hoyazo created this genius post then deleted it. So I assume that soon we will have another post about quarters and months and possibly dimes and nickles, who the fuck knows with that guy.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Main Event Busto

Twenty two players left none of them interest a connoisseur of poker like myself.

My blogging buddy Andrew Brokos busted then Erick Lindgren one of the only remaining names the common man like yourselves would know was out.

Erika Moutinho and David Sands still interested me because they were shacking up. If you knew math as good as me you would understand how unbelievable this is. Shame on Jack Eiffel for allowing these two to collude by sharing cards with each other.

Once they busted I had no interest. You poor people might get off on watching some unknown morons win 8 million bucks but it does not excite me. Do not even get me started on what a horrible idea the November Nine is.

Thus ends the first WSOP I have missed since 2006, if you had my bucks you could play the WSOP too. I did not miss it at all. I played at Foxwoods in one of their big tourneys. In 2012 there will be less people because all these internet wannabe's will be brokeback. I shall make my triumphant return to the WSOP then.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

The Main Event

Main event is great internet lurking event. March Madness is better TV event.

First one I followed was Raymer's run. Namedrop the blogfather. I am connected. Lurked the internet to see Helmouth Explode, Moon bluff, Ivy play. I care about the game which is why I play on Ultimate Bet.

Robert Varkonyi and I are buddies. He is still in it. Doyle Brunson sucks. Todd is doing good. E-Dog Erick Lindgren doing good. See how hip I am. Watching Carlos Mortensen, Patrik Antonius, Darvin Moon. Thomas Fuller and Terrance Chan my blog friends are doing very well also. I am connected. Fanboy says Yay Moon!

Shaun Deeb 300k, Peter Feldman doing well. Us on the inside know him as Nordberg from the old days in the hood. Miami John, Andrew Brokos, Tom McEvoy. Eli Elezra. See how much I know about poker?

The main event is good.

Friday, July 8, 2011

Now That is a Horribad Call

Josh Ariah Sucks. He should not even be called a pro. Calling off a huge raise like that is a fish move. He was tilted from losing the other day. I would never do anything like that because I am smart.

It seems like the WSOP will have 5000 people.

Friday, July 1, 2011

Is it me?

Full Tilt Red Pros suck. Ivey who did not even show up does not have a bracelet this year. Juanda only has one bracelet. What a poser. The pro's are too busy kissing their asses goodbye. If you liked this post you will love my one on how Bums on the street are genetically inferior to normal people because they get sick all the time.