Airport security sucks. I am a bandwagon Phillies fan. When they sucked I was embarrassed to wear the cap but now that they are good I stride about like a peacock. Colorado Rockies and Padres are beneath contempt.
Kids are a PITA. Burly TSA guard hates the Phillies. The Phillie's have gone from lifelong sad sacks to the envy of the entire world.
In Florida I wore my ratty old hat. It is a hundred degrees and my Adonis body is sweating in the heat as I carry 22 bags by myself. Skycap guy persecutes me for being a Phillies fan. Least the Marlins suck. I personally helped my team win five NL East championships.
My sister requested salad dressing and the heathen National's fan cook forgot it. He tried to match wits with me but I am unbeatable.
Three people mouthed off at me in under a month (I assume this is sports related only and not the normal trash Talking Hoy must get). The Phillies are the best team ever!